There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Redeem this text for a blowjob
zippers are such a cool invention
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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