I'm laying in your front yard are you home
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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third nipple confirmed
my poor anus
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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