so that wasnt chicken after all
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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