i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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