there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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