pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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