I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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