Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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