Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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