didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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