We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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