apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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