I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
the day after is always just damage control
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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