Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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