if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
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If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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