I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
My bed smells like the plague
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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