I heard we made out
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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