If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
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We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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