This dress was meant to end up on your floor
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I need to sanitize my soul.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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