Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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