I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
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its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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