The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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