Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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