I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
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Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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