He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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