i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
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maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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