he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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