If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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