I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
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