I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
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I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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