So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
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Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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