glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.