It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I understand Curling. That high.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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