Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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