I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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