that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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