Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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