If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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