Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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