So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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