OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
