I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
there's paper in my vomit.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
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I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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