At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
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I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
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When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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