I just cut my nipple shaving
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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