Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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