Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the high leading the old right now
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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