Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
try to milk me bitch
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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