just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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