He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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