Have you finally orgasmed yet?
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
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i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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