If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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