We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
