; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
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Hello my rib-scented angel!
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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