I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
You're like the curious george of whores
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
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You. Win. At. Life.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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