no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.