did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
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Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
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I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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