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  1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge

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• (646): View more from New York

  how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.

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• (585): View more from New York

  there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem

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• (940): View more from Texas

  going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon

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• (469): View more from Texas

  He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?

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