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• (740): View more from Ohio

  There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?

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• (858): View more from California

  Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.

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• (760): View more from California

  he just fucked me for my cheese.

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